What are your WrestleMania 33 predictions?

There are 13 matches on the card. So, here were go :

  1. André the Giant Battle Royal : Braun Straumann. Maybe, maybe, maybe Samoa Joe. However, I’m sticking to Braun
  2. Smackdown Women’s Title : Naomi wins in front of her home crowd
  3. Raw Tag team championships : Enzo and Cass will win and become new champions
  4. Raw Women’s Title : Sasha Banks is walking out as champion and turns heel in the process.
  5. Intercontinental championship : Dean Ambrose beats Corbin and retains.
  6. United States championship : Kevin Owens will probably beat Jericho. I’m not completely sure about this. Because it’s WrestleMania, where the heels don’t get a lot of victories.
  7. Triple H vs Seth Rollins : Rollins will win. I think.
  8. Cruiserweight title : Austin Airies will be the new champion.
  9. Shane McMahon vs AJ Styles : AJ Styles. No question about this one.
  10. John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. Miz & Maryse : Cena and Nikki will win. As much as I personally want the Miz and his wife to pick up the victory, I think Cena is the safer bet.
  11. Roman Reigns vs Undertaker : The Phenom will win. 24–1. I know this is a risky call and the IWC seems to disagree but I’ll still go with the Deadman
  12. WWE championship match : Bray Wyatt beats Orton to retain the gold.
  13. Goldberg vs Lesnar : Lesnar wins. New WWE Universal Champion.

  1. André the Giant Battle Royal : Samoa Joe
  2. Smackdown Women’s Title : Naomi
  3. Raw Tag team championships : Bullet Club
  4. Raw Women’s Title : Sasha Banks is walking out as the champion
  5. Intercontinental championship : Corbin is the new IC champion.
  6. United States championship : Chris Jericho defeats KO.
  7. Triple H vs Seth Rollins : Triple H has a history of either remaining top dog or pushing over superstars such as Cena and Orton (2006 & 2008). However I believe Rollins will win and become top heel.
  8. Cruiserweight title : Austin Airies wins. However he has been world champion before in other promotions it’s a shame to waste him on such a low title.
  9. Shane McMahon vs AJ Styles : AJ Styles, Shane has a history of being smacked around in matches. (Undertaker, Kurt Angle)
  10. John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. Miz & Maryse : I heard that super Cena is taking a break after the event so I hope Miz wins.
  11. Roman Reigns vs Undertaker : I’m not setting myself up for disappointment, I just hope when Reigns wins he turns full on heel. Attacking the Deadman and putting his legend to shame.
  12. WWE championship match : Bray Wyatt retains.
  13. Goldberg vs Lesnar : This sounds like a poor Main Event to me, but I believe Lesnar will win.

In all honesty I would have Triple H vs Seth Rollins as the Main Event but… I’m not part of ‘creative’.

I can’t help it if this becomes emotionally charged, but here we go:

  1. Goldberg v. Lesnar(Universal Championship): I keep hearing that 173–0 is leaving after Wrestlemania, so it’s very likely that Lesnar will capture the Universal title, making it 2–1 between them.
  2. Bray Wyatt v. Randy Orton(WWE Championship): I get the feeling that Orton’s gonna snatch the WWE title with an RKO outta nowhere, but part of me says that Bray taking down the Viper will put him massively over with fans, so creative might steer towards that direction.
  3. Reigns v. Taker: I hope that Reigns loses for his own good, because if he makes 23–2, I can almost guarantee that Raw will lose half of their viewerbase.
  4. HHH v. Rollins(Unsanctioned): I think it’d be a good ending to the story of the Kingslayer if Rollins won this one.
  5. Shane McMahon v. AJ Styles: If this is really a normal match like promised, I wouldn’t be surprised if Styles just wrecks Shane. Or, if Shane catches the win with a roll-up pin.
  6. John Cena + Nikki Bella v. The Miz + Maryse: I’m almost positive that Cena and Nikki are gonna win this.
  7. Bayley v. Charlotte Flair v. Sasha Banks v. Nia Jax(Raw Women’s Championship): I don’t know on this one.
  8. Chris Jericho v. Kevin Owens(U.S. Championship): I heard that Jericho’s gonna be doing a tour with Fozzy for the next few months, so KO will catch the championship.
  9. Dean Ambrose v. Baron Corbin(intercontinental Championship): I’d like to see Corbin capture the title. Especially because Ambrose’s reign is so weird.
  10. Gallows +Anderson v. Enzo + Cass v. Cesaro + Sheamus(Raw Tag Team Championship): The Club retains via dusty finish, I reckon.
  11. Alexa Bliss v. Smackdown Women’s Roster(Smackdown Women’s Championship): I’d love to see Naomi catch the belt again, make something of a comeback story.
  12. Adrian Neville v. Austin Aries(Cruiserweight Championship): Neville’s been really pushing his weight, same with Aries, so I couldn’t be too sure.
  13. Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: I don’t know to be honest.
  1. André the Giant Battle Royal: Some surprise entry we don’t know about.
  2. Intercontinental championship : Corbin wins
  3. United States championship : Kevin Owens
  4. Triple H vs Seth Rollins : Rollins
  5. Roman Reigns vs Undertaker : Undertaker
  6. WWE championship match : Bray Wyatt
  7. Goldberg vs Lesnar : Lesnar

Bonus: Best match? Undertaker and Reigns

Note: I only listed the matches I care about.

  1. André the Giant Battle Royal : Braun Straumann.
  2. Smackdown Women’s Title : eva marie with a surprise return
  3. Raw Tag team championships : the club
  4. Raw Women’s Title : Sasha Banks
  5. Intercontinental championship : baron Corbin
  6. United States championship : Kevin Owens (as it seems y2j is injured and wont be able to compete so maybe we will have finn balor returning to face kevin owens )
  7. Triple H vs Seth Rollins : Rollins
  8. Cruiserweight title : neville
  9. Shane McMahon vs AJ Styles : AJ Styles
  10. John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. Miz & Maryse : Cena and Nikki (and i think cena will propose to nikki at the end of the match
  11. Roman Reigns vs Undertaker : The undertaker i think even tho reign’s win can help him turn to a massive heel if it was good booked or maybe braun strawman will just interfere in this match )
  12. WWE championship match : Bray Wyatt
  13. Goldberg vs Lesnar : Lesnar

austin aries(cruiserweight championship)

Braun strowman(ATGMBR)

sasha banks (raw womens)

naomi(sdl womens)

baron corbin (ic)

kevin owens (us)

Brock Lesnar (universal)

Undertaker

triple h

john cena and nikki bella

bray wyatt (wwe title)

the club (raw tag team)

aj styles

Full WrestleMania 33 Predictions – eWrestlingNews.com

I’d appreciate if you read it, because it goes into detail, but if you don’t, here’s my baseline winners:

Braun Strowman

Naomi

Baron Corbin

Sasha Banks

Randy Orton

Brock Lesnar

Roman Reigns

John Cena and Nikki Bella

Kevin Owens

AJ Styles

Austin Aries

Triple H

Enzo and Cass

Here are my predictions and my colleagues’ predictions as well.

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